Wednesday, December 27, 2006

EURO AWARDS!!! (Part 1)

Bust out the black tie folks, because I'm handing out the first annual EURO awards, with categories and winners selected by yours truly. All winners will recieve the following trophy:

(If you imagine William Shatner hosting these award they become 3.5 times funnier)

Most Annoying People:
Winners: The French
Runners-Up: French Belgians


Nicest People:
Winners: The Dutch
Runners-up: Bavarians/Austrians (tie)

Best Cathedral:
Winner: Chartes Cathedral (Chartes, France)
Runner-Up: Stephansdom (Vienna, Austria)

Best Museum:
Winner: The British Museum (London, England)
Runner-up: Comic Strip Museum (Brussels, Belgium)

Best Castle:
Winner: Neuschwanstein (Bavaria, Germany)
Runner-up: Schonnbrunn (Vienna, Austria)

Best Sculpture:
Winner: Man Crushing Other Man With Club http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/4421/160164605808071/320/vienna%20club%20guy.jpg (Vienna, Austria)
Runner-Up: Golden Horse and Rider (Paris, France)

Best Painting:
Winner: David with Head of Goliath by, Caravaggio (Vienna, Austria)
Runner-Up: The Kiss by, Gustav Klimt (Vienna, Austria)

Best Beer:
Winner: Edelweiss Dunkel (Linz, Austria)
Runner-Up: Stiegl Bockbier (Salzburg, Austria)

Best Restaurant:
Winner: Freed's Kebab (Salzburg, Austria)
Runner-Up: Sparky's American Restaurant (Vienna, Austria)

Best Class:
Winner: Art History (Dr. Loos)
Runner-Up: Music (Gundi)

Most Inexplicable Fashion:
Winner: Male Capri Pants
Runner-Up: Mullethawk

Most Terrifying Stairs:
Winner: Anywhere in Amsterdam
Runner-Up: Augustiner steps after a liter or two.

Intermission Time! We'll be back after these messages...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey! How do I earn one of those awesome trophies? Isn't there a "Best Mom" catagory or something I qualify for? I don't what the accolades just that awesome hardware!!!!!

Really though, I'm sorry you are bored but I am thrilled it means you'll be posting I alot! Enjoy the downtime before heading off to Portugal and Spain and since I'm off this week, you can call anytime.

Talk to you soon.

Love, MOM


P.S. The new look of the blog is great. I don't think it will cause your Dad any trouble.

Anonymous said...

Does your fashion award mean I won't be receiving "Manpri's" for Christmas? I thought I might wear them while watching U of Zero football! They are as fashionable as the new helmets...

I won't say I love the bright red(?) background but I can read your comments.

Have fun posting and unwinding over the next few days.

Dad

Anonymous said...

Awww poor daddy, not being sure if the backround is red. Hehehe. Annual?? Who's going to take care of these awards next year??? I guess I'll have to take care of it when i go in...3 years. :]

I'm looking forward to more pictures and funny commentaries from you!

I wuuuuuuuuuuuv you!!

~Sissy